What I did today.

My spleen is the size of Brazil. I'm not allowed drink, drugs, sex, exercise, rock and roll, or anything that could be viewed as being entertaining in any way.

On the other hand, I've been catching up on my duct tape work. Done two Melbourne cup dresses, a "fragile" sticker ra-ra skirt with a bodiced woven top and a ridiculous fascinator and a fluro orange bobble skirt with a bandage fifth-element top. It's cool. I think. Maybe.

I just want to go home.