M.

The other day I cleaned my house like a maniac whilst listening to the hottest 100.

Now it is absolutely trashed. Harry threw a box of empty bottles at John. John threw a fan heater at him.

I love my friends.

I'm really drunk and I have a shoot for Oyster tomorrow. I've also got a shoot for something else later this month. Funtimes.

Harry is asleep somewhere in my house but I can't find him.