It happened again.

I'm sorry Josh's person.

I'm sorry that you don't have the self control to say 'no thanks' to a 'quick few drinks' after work.
I'm sorry you couldn't handle the fact that it was happy hour.
I'm sorry you felt the need to do shots with your managers.
I'm sorry you chainsmoked like an ass.

I'm sorry you hooked up with someone that you really shouldn't have.

I'm sorry you peed in public and walked to oxford st in the rain with a longneck.
I'm sorry you went to stonewall.
I'm sorry that you lost your wallet at stonewall.
I'm sorry you made people to come to stonewall and now don't remember them being there.
I'm sorry you had to pay the taxi with coins.
I'm sorry you threw up all over yourself.

I'm sorry it was Thursday.